Post by Tiger on May 15, 2014 18:43:35 GMT
Despite the rash of recent killings the mood in the village is one of optimism....by a stroke of luck (the show has fallen on hard times) they have managed to book the famous Muppet show, who should be arriving shortly to provide entertainment and boost morale in the village.
After the unfortunate bad ratings of his last film, the former wrestling star "The Rock" has also fallen on hard times, and ostracized by his Hollywood peers, has consented to be a special guest on the show in the hopes of salvaging his flagging career.
As a result at the crack of dawn, the entire village was up in a flurry of activity, getting all their work done....right now the final preparations are underway....the village has been decorated with a welcome banner and a banquet is laid out ready for the arrival of their guests, who are just now rolling into the village in an armoured tank and assortment of other vehicles. There is cheering, laughter, and much merrymaking, until someone mentions the werewolf problem, and silence hangs heavy in the air.
Kermit comes to the rescue announcing what is needed is the show!
The muppets leap into action, and amidst much squawking, banging and crashing, preparations are underway behind the scenes. The villagers wait with a mix of astonishment, bated breath, and occasional debate about the werewolves that have obviously infiltrated the village, and who they suspect.
Finally it is time... The curtain rises and a hush falls over the room. Kermit is flung across the stage from what looks like a hastily built catapult, but instead of landing on his lily leaf as planned, he splats rather violently on Waldorf and Statlers balcony before sliding down and dropping on to the floor. Somewhat battered and dazed, he courageously picks himself up and limps to the stage to announce:
Hello Everybody, and welcome to the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, ...
THE ROCK........
*everyone sings*
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
t's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.
Statler: Why do we always come here
Waldorf: I guess we'll never know
Statler: It's like a kind of torture
All: To have to watch the show
And now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!
(Gonzo blows his trumpet before plunging 40 feet to the floor)
Camilla the chicken is seen sprinting quickly by, closely followed by the swedish chef with a carrot in one hand and a meat cleaver in the other. They are both followed by fozzie bear who whispers something into Kermits ear.
Kermit: Apologies everyone, but apparently the Rock is a little late arriving but has sent word assuring us he will be here shortly in the meantime.....on with the show.... (In a loud whisper) Which act is going on first?......
There is the sound of running feet and the rustling of paper behind the big curtain and more whispering.
Kermit: Ladies and Gentlemen....we have a real treat for you tonight ...the one ...the only the amazing GREAT GOOOOONZO.....Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
The Rock turns up within minutes, is knocked over by a flying gonzo freshly shot from a cannon, but is fussed over lovingly by a fluttery eyed Miss piggy who is clearly making advances. After gently trying to extract himself from her attentions, he is Miss Piggy punched through to the muppet kitchen. A concerned Kermit asks him if he is alright.
"Well actually I'm a little hungry, I wouldn't say no to a quick snack." said The Rock
"No problem, I'm pretty sure Chef is around here somewhere, or you could always help yourself to whats in the fridge.." suggested Kermit before having to dash off and announce the next act.
From onstage:Kermit: "PIIIIIIIGS IN SPAAAAAAAACE"
The Rock looked dubiously around at the apparent mayhem, before deciding to make a quick sandwich. The sooner this show was over and done with and he could go back to Hollywood again the better he thought to himself. Opening the fridge, he grabbed a ham, a large lettuce and some mayonaise. Just as he began to slice into the lettuce it screamed and jumped out of his hands, followed by the ham. To his astonishment, the fridge door suddenly flung itself open and the ham and lettuce were joined by a vegetable, meat and salad choir in a poignant song about how brave food items were once viciously attacked by an evil merciless movie star and yet heroically survived to tell the tale.
From offstage: "another captivating edition of Super Grover!"
Half way through this heart wrenching ballad it suddenly turned into a moralistic gospel choir piece about doing unto others as you would have done to yourself.....The Rock was relieved when he saw the chef bounding towards the kitchen, figuring this may be his best bet. With choir still singing, Camilla the chicken zoomed through the kitchen and into the safety of The Rocks arms, closely followed by the chef muttering hurdy hurdy hurdy carrotty yummity chicken a la hurdy hoo, before desperately hurling the meat cleaver which narrowly missed The Rocks head.
Suddenly there is a commotion outside and after a hurried consultation, Kermit runs out to inform the audience that they must cut the show short tonight, due to the werewolf problem but will resume about 11 o'clock the next day etc etc. The is a mad dash for the door as the villagers rush to secure their defenses before the fast encroaching nightfall. The muppets take refuge in several abandoned homes, formerly belonging to now deceased villagers....victims of the werewolf attacks. Sure enough the first howl rises soon after dusk has fallen, and the scratching, growling, howling, tearing and screaming begins.....
In the morning the torn and bloodied corpse of The Rock is found in the square clutching a werewolf leg, which is commandeered by the swedish chef for a hurdy hurdy wolfity yummity something or other before she bounces off to start with her chippity choppity yummity hurdy hoo's.
It is now the day phase - and the day phase will last until 6pm Saturday 17th May
Europe
21:00 PM London (GMT)
22:00 PM Paris, Berlin, Amsterdam, Rome, Copenhagen, Stockholm, O
America
15:00 PM Washington DC (EST)
14:00 PM Chicago (CST)
13:00 AM Denver (MST)
12:00 AM Phoenix (MST)
12:00 AM Los Angeles (PST)
11:00 AM Anchorage (AKST)
09:00 AM Honolulu (HST)
Australia On Sunday 18th May
06:30AM Kingston (NFT)
05:30 AM Lord Howe Island (LHST)
04:30 AM Adelaide (CST)
03:00 AM Perth (WST)
02:00 AM The Settlement (CXT)
05:00 AM Canberra (ACT)
New Zealand On Sunday 18th May
07:00 AM Wellington
.
After the unfortunate bad ratings of his last film, the former wrestling star "The Rock" has also fallen on hard times, and ostracized by his Hollywood peers, has consented to be a special guest on the show in the hopes of salvaging his flagging career.
As a result at the crack of dawn, the entire village was up in a flurry of activity, getting all their work done....right now the final preparations are underway....the village has been decorated with a welcome banner and a banquet is laid out ready for the arrival of their guests, who are just now rolling into the village in an armoured tank and assortment of other vehicles. There is cheering, laughter, and much merrymaking, until someone mentions the werewolf problem, and silence hangs heavy in the air.
Kermit comes to the rescue announcing what is needed is the show!
The muppets leap into action, and amidst much squawking, banging and crashing, preparations are underway behind the scenes. The villagers wait with a mix of astonishment, bated breath, and occasional debate about the werewolves that have obviously infiltrated the village, and who they suspect.
Finally it is time... The curtain rises and a hush falls over the room. Kermit is flung across the stage from what looks like a hastily built catapult, but instead of landing on his lily leaf as planned, he splats rather violently on Waldorf and Statlers balcony before sliding down and dropping on to the floor. Somewhat battered and dazed, he courageously picks himself up and limps to the stage to announce:
Hello Everybody, and welcome to the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, ...
THE ROCK........
*everyone sings*
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
t's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.
Statler: Why do we always come here
Waldorf: I guess we'll never know
Statler: It's like a kind of torture
All: To have to watch the show
And now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!
(Gonzo blows his trumpet before plunging 40 feet to the floor)
Camilla the chicken is seen sprinting quickly by, closely followed by the swedish chef with a carrot in one hand and a meat cleaver in the other. They are both followed by fozzie bear who whispers something into Kermits ear.
Kermit: Apologies everyone, but apparently the Rock is a little late arriving but has sent word assuring us he will be here shortly in the meantime.....on with the show.... (In a loud whisper) Which act is going on first?......
There is the sound of running feet and the rustling of paper behind the big curtain and more whispering.
Kermit: Ladies and Gentlemen....we have a real treat for you tonight ...the one ...the only the amazing GREAT GOOOOONZO.....Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
The Rock turns up within minutes, is knocked over by a flying gonzo freshly shot from a cannon, but is fussed over lovingly by a fluttery eyed Miss piggy who is clearly making advances. After gently trying to extract himself from her attentions, he is Miss Piggy punched through to the muppet kitchen. A concerned Kermit asks him if he is alright.
"Well actually I'm a little hungry, I wouldn't say no to a quick snack." said The Rock
"No problem, I'm pretty sure Chef is around here somewhere, or you could always help yourself to whats in the fridge.." suggested Kermit before having to dash off and announce the next act.
From onstage:Kermit: "PIIIIIIIGS IN SPAAAAAAAACE"
The Rock looked dubiously around at the apparent mayhem, before deciding to make a quick sandwich. The sooner this show was over and done with and he could go back to Hollywood again the better he thought to himself. Opening the fridge, he grabbed a ham, a large lettuce and some mayonaise. Just as he began to slice into the lettuce it screamed and jumped out of his hands, followed by the ham. To his astonishment, the fridge door suddenly flung itself open and the ham and lettuce were joined by a vegetable, meat and salad choir in a poignant song about how brave food items were once viciously attacked by an evil merciless movie star and yet heroically survived to tell the tale.
From offstage: "another captivating edition of Super Grover!"
Half way through this heart wrenching ballad it suddenly turned into a moralistic gospel choir piece about doing unto others as you would have done to yourself.....The Rock was relieved when he saw the chef bounding towards the kitchen, figuring this may be his best bet. With choir still singing, Camilla the chicken zoomed through the kitchen and into the safety of The Rocks arms, closely followed by the chef muttering hurdy hurdy hurdy carrotty yummity chicken a la hurdy hoo, before desperately hurling the meat cleaver which narrowly missed The Rocks head.
Suddenly there is a commotion outside and after a hurried consultation, Kermit runs out to inform the audience that they must cut the show short tonight, due to the werewolf problem but will resume about 11 o'clock the next day etc etc. The is a mad dash for the door as the villagers rush to secure their defenses before the fast encroaching nightfall. The muppets take refuge in several abandoned homes, formerly belonging to now deceased villagers....victims of the werewolf attacks. Sure enough the first howl rises soon after dusk has fallen, and the scratching, growling, howling, tearing and screaming begins.....
In the morning the torn and bloodied corpse of The Rock is found in the square clutching a werewolf leg, which is commandeered by the swedish chef for a hurdy hurdy wolfity yummity something or other before she bounces off to start with her chippity choppity yummity hurdy hoo's.
It is now the day phase - and the day phase will last until 6pm Saturday 17th May
Europe
21:00 PM London (GMT)
22:00 PM Paris, Berlin, Amsterdam, Rome, Copenhagen, Stockholm, O
America
15:00 PM Washington DC (EST)
14:00 PM Chicago (CST)
13:00 AM Denver (MST)
12:00 AM Phoenix (MST)
12:00 AM Los Angeles (PST)
11:00 AM Anchorage (AKST)
09:00 AM Honolulu (HST)
Australia On Sunday 18th May
06:30AM Kingston (NFT)
05:30 AM Lord Howe Island (LHST)
04:30 AM Adelaide (CST)
03:00 AM Perth (WST)
02:00 AM The Settlement (CXT)
05:00 AM Canberra (ACT)
New Zealand On Sunday 18th May
07:00 AM Wellington
.
