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Post by fluffy on Mar 30, 2014 16:41:04 GMT
ok we all have our moments but some people really are stupid share you war stories here
eg your in a shop all the shutters are up
all the lights are on
2 staff members are standing by the tills
and you get asked ARE U OPEN TODAY??
I said yes
i thaught NO WE ARE F'ING CLOSED YOUR NOT REALLY HERE AND NEITHER ARE WE IT'S ALL IN YOUR IMAGINATION
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Post by Tiger on Mar 31, 2014 10:05:42 GMT
LMFAO
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Post by fluffy on Apr 1, 2014 0:43:58 GMT
standing at the bus stop and get asked IS THERE A BUS DUE?  ?? NOOOOO I JUST LIKE THE VIEW OF TRAFFIC FROM HERE |
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Post by hitashi on Apr 1, 2014 1:20:02 GMT
Walking through the supermarket with a trolley full of items - small talk ensues
"Just doing a bit of shopping, are you?"
*eye roll* nope - I'm just playing volley ball with an elephant....
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Post by fluffy on Apr 1, 2014 13:18:24 GMT
curled up on sofa watching a weepy on tv that only i would watch Hubby/KIds come in You watching that? ? NO reply needed 1 will turn it over any way the other will talk over it so it a waste of time |
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Post by hitashi on Apr 11, 2014 23:21:32 GMT
haha - my Mr waits til after he's changed the channel and got settled before he asks if I was watching it *grump face*
then he has the gall to ask "Who's that?" , "What's his story?" or "What did he do that for, is he the bad guy?" etc. AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE/EPISODE!!!!!!
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Post by fluffy on Apr 14, 2014 8:30:34 GMT
ok so im at work
i'm in my work uniform
i'm BEHIND THE COUNTER
and a customer says "eeh hello pet are you working again"
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Post by fluffy on Apr 14, 2014 8:40:00 GMT
loved this one
2 TILLS GOING im shouting ppl down to my till as its a single queue system
so i shout WHOS NEXT and the gent is a little hard of hearing so i make eye contact and say i'll take you on this till
he replies
"well its been awhile but you can take me anywhere you like"
and winks at me
brightened my day and my burning cheeks did that one
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Post by hitashi on Apr 14, 2014 8:47:40 GMT
THAT'S NOT STUPID - THAT'S BRILLIANT !!! rofl
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Post by hitashi on Apr 14, 2014 8:49:15 GMT
One of my favs was a fella trying to stump me - I told him his total ($14.97 or some such) and he says "That was a great year!" and chuckled. Until I shot back pistol quick that "yes it was - my only regret was sleeping through it  " Made his day tee hee |
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Post by bubblegumfrog on Apr 15, 2014 15:27:59 GMT
You want to some guidance on stupid people im sick of having to relpy to the the question Whats up(by this i mean the greeting)?
The obvious answers include;
The Sky
The opposite of down
The Sun
Your not bugs bunny (not so obvious but i like it)
(yes many of them are sarcastic but i blame my mother for that)
id post more but my inspiration is fading
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Post by fluffy on Apr 17, 2014 20:40:54 GMT
text message from bubblegumfrog
DONT TEXT ME BACK BUT IS MY WASHING HUNG UP???
yes people we are the tomorrow ppl and can use telepathy to communicate
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Post by bubblegumfrog on Apr 17, 2014 20:44:55 GMT
THIS WAS A HINT TO HANG SOMETHING ON THE LINE AND YOU STILL DIDNT
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Post by fluffy on Apr 17, 2014 20:46:16 GMT
yescoz u were not here or have hung u out
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Post by hitashi on Apr 17, 2014 23:27:12 GMT
sorry fluffy - i think that line got crossed. I hung out my washing instead for no reason, in fact I grabbed it out of my wardrobe and pegged it straight to the line. Made it easy to put away though. Telepathy level -2 |
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