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Post by courageouscockroach on Apr 10, 2014 19:55:29 GMT
the particular sign language ending in "off" that fluffy was referring to is easy to learn (although less easy for a fish to do) it is universally understood in pretty much every country in the world, and consists of turning your hand with the palm facing you, you then curl your fingers to form a fist....all except either the 1st and 2nd fingers, or alternatively the middle finger on its own. You can then jab it sharply upwards in the air to add emphasis if you so desire.... and in biblical terms it roughly translates as (and this is Tiger's expression) "Go forth and multiply" hope this clarifies things!  |
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Post by hitashi on Apr 10, 2014 21:11:52 GMT
LOL!! ya learn something new every day, no longer will it remain my ear-picking finger, it has a greater purpose!!
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Post by fluffy on Apr 10, 2014 21:13:38 GMT
......what conversation? I wish I ever knew what fluffy was talking about!  lol |
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Post by hitashi on Apr 10, 2014 21:18:59 GMT
AAAARGH - I WISH I COULD GET THAT SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!!
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Post by Tiger on Apr 11, 2014 9:57:44 GMT
wish granted ....now you can't get this song out of your head instead!
*sings* I know a song that'll get on yer nerves, get on yer nerves, get on yer nerves, I know a song that'll get on yer nerves...all day long!
I wish we could have conversations with animals!
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Post by hitashi on Apr 11, 2014 19:49:45 GMT
wish granted - but after decades of hearing the humans torture each other with the above song, ^ it's the only translatable thing they know!! I wish I owned a zoo  |
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Post by Tiger on Apr 11, 2014 21:29:14 GMT
granted, but the day after you inherited it and £50 million Meustrus turns you into a monkey with a spell that misfires, and for the rest of your days you have to endure a life behind bars with witless humans gawking at you.
I wish Hitashi was up for nbeing narrator of the next werewolf game so i could play next time.
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Post by hitashi on Apr 11, 2014 21:38:52 GMT
wish granted - if you want, of course, but I'll not make it easy for you mwahahahaha I wish just to throw the game off, the Puppetmaster would revive the goldfish at the final vote-off in a shocking survivor style twist  |
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Post by Tiger on Apr 12, 2014 8:13:15 GMT
lmao - granted, unfortunately Fluffy deposited a hungry shark in your tank....just in case of any such eventuality (she knows me so well)
i wish I could still ride - I just fancy going out for a long hack!
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Post by hitashi on Apr 12, 2014 10:01:51 GMT
(I'm assuming 'hack' is biker talk?) If that's the case then - WISH GRANTED, but all the oil reserves dry up tomorrow and there is no longer any fuel to tank up with!
If it's horses, then the floods of Noah cover the earth again and the only terrain you have to cover is the rickety rocking deck of an ark built by an amateur!
I wish for one week of uninterrupted sunshine so I can dry my laundry on the line instead of inside!!
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Post by Tiger on Apr 12, 2014 12:39:47 GMT
granted but your one week of uninterrupted sunshine comes about because a huge comet has knocked the earth out of it's orbit and way too close to the sun, so the only time it's safe to come outside is night time...the rest of the time you have to stay indoors with the air conditioning on full blast. No plant life in australia and new zealand can survive the hot temperatures so you must try to grow food indoors, and there is an increased risk of fire with the remaining vegetation, so most of your time at night is spent cutting down trees and getting rid of anything that might fuel a fire in the daytime. Soon most of the planet is a desert, and the water is starting to dry up........
I wish someone would bake fluffy a delicious cake
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Post by fluffy on Apr 12, 2014 12:55:50 GMT
granted but your one week of uninterrupted sunshine comes about because a huge comet has knocked the earth out of it's orbit and way too close to the sun, so the only time it's safe to come outside is night time...the rest of the time you have to stay indoors with the air conditioning on full blast. No plant life in australia and new zealand can survive the hot temperatures so you must try to grow food indoors, and there is an increased risk of fire with the remaining vegetation, so most of your time at night is spent cutting down trees and getting rid of anything that might fuel a fire in the daytime. Soon most of the planet is a desert, and the water is starting to dry up........ I wish someone would bake fluffy a delicious cake GRANTED U CAN BAKE UP SOME DELICIOUSNESS FOR ME ANY TIME U LIKE LOVE you sis  I wish i did not have to be punished for misusing my powers  |
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Post by fluffy on Apr 12, 2014 12:56:35 GMT
i promise not to do it again was just seeing how it worked HONEST
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Post by fluffy on Apr 12, 2014 12:56:41 GMT
i promise not to do it again was just seeing how it worked HONEST
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Post by Tiger on Apr 12, 2014 13:07:28 GMT
disgraceful! ps you need to get your submission in to be narrator plz
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lol
