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Post by hitashi on Mar 28, 2014 2:03:41 GMT
WISH GRANTED .... however for the rest of your days you will never meet anyone who speaks the same languages as you  (sign language for the blind and wookie may not have been the wisest of linguistic pursuits  ) I wish to be able to move things with my mind... |
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Post by Tiger on Mar 28, 2014 8:40:05 GMT
granted, but every time you do you get hit in the face by a custard pie.
I wish I owned a magic flying carpet
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Post by fluffy on Mar 28, 2014 11:40:22 GMT
WISH GRANTED but your flying carpet thinks its a dog and will keep trying to hump your leg resultinging so interesting carpet burns
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Post by Tiger on Mar 28, 2014 12:18:01 GMT
you didn't make a wish sis
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Post by fluffy on Mar 28, 2014 22:50:41 GMT
iwish my daughter did not findme soooo embarrassing
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Post by Tiger on Mar 29, 2014 14:11:54 GMT
granted but now you'll never ever have any fun again.
I wish all my housework was done and I could just get on with my book
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Post by fluffy on Mar 29, 2014 20:17:15 GMT
wish granted but now your books all messedup andyou will never get all the pages in the right order EVER
i wish i had 2 proper seperate eyebrows
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Post by mockingjay on Mar 30, 2014 3:00:27 GMT
Wish granted but you will get two more young childtren that never grow up as punishment
I wish for a Pegasus
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Post by hitashi on Mar 30, 2014 3:34:36 GMT
WISH GRANTED, but it turns invisible everytime it sneezes - and it' allergic to YOU
I wish I could change my hair colour to whatever I please at whim,
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Post by Tiger on Mar 30, 2014 13:24:42 GMT
granted, but now you also have buck teeth and a club foot
I wish chocolate bars grew on trees
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Post by fluffy on Mar 30, 2014 16:31:55 GMT
wish granted unfortuneatly the birds are more addicted to the stuff than humans and all the areas surrounding chocolate forests resemble the film THE BIRDS specially after mating season ends
i wish i had the voice of an angel
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Post by hitashi on Mar 31, 2014 3:18:33 GMT
WISH GRANTED - however the angel you stole it from has now made it his lifes mission to follow you around and foot-trip you in public places, hide all your left socks and hold the top of your head so it always looks like you have hat-hair, all while silently busting a gut laughing!
I wish I could lose weight as fast as I put it on!
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Post by Tiger on Mar 31, 2014 10:28:59 GMT
Granted, but now every time you lose weight everyone you love is in a bad mood, and you will have a scary hair day - every day for at least a month, not to mention folk remarking that you're picking your nose an awful lot lately. But hey even though your neighbour's are beginning to get suspicious of the fact that every time you lose weight, one of them has their house flattened by a giant boulder - well everyone except you that is...and I'm sure you'll console yourself that all the numerous identical goldfish that little Jimmy's mom has had to find to replace her Son's favourite childhood pet, didn't really die because of you, and you're not really guilty of full scale goldfish-iside......I could go on, but i think you get the general gist of the consequences lol.
I wish my sister would come to visit me.
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Post by fluffy on Apr 1, 2014 0:24:19 GMT
:DWISH GRANTED  she will magically appear on thursday after her doctors appointment sadly she will be in a mood and refusing to stay long which can only be cured by your home made cakes and lashings of shortbread  |
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Post by fluffy on Apr 1, 2014 0:25:19 GMT
i wish the voices in my head wouldstop arguing withme all the time
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(sign language for the blind and wookie may not have been the wisest of linguistic pursuits 
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